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Taliban Jokes

 
   Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
   A: Nothing, yet.
 
   Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
   A: B-52...F-16...B-1...B-2.......
 
   Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
   A: Duck
 
   Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
   A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
   Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
   A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
   Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
   A: Two days.
 
   Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama Bin Laden?
   A: There will be a Christmas in December
 
   Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
   A: because the camels can't handle it
 
   Q: What's orange and looks good on taliban terrorists?
   A: Napalm. -----------------------------