Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama
A: There will be a Christmas in December
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex
ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
Q: What's orange and looks good on taliban terrorists?
A: Napalm. -----------------------------